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HELLO and HEARTILY WELCOME
to my page
Dear Ladies! A true Gentleman doesn't make nude shots
of his girlfriend, because he knows, that they could get lost in the
World Wide Web !!!
Don't send nude pictures, or you'll be
blackmailed!
The internet never forgets!
Video against
humiliation
and exclusion !!
I have used always the escalator. But a friend with her guide dog
for the blind needs the elevator. I was astonished how many healthy
people can be crowd in an elevator. Staying and waiting must be the
handicaped people: the blind, invalids, wheelchair
users, people with baby buggy. We complain about the reckless
bankers, managers, rich, but we are not able to use the escalator
and leave the elevator to people, who really need them?!?
You can already notice the social coldness very
hard! I was looking for a blind woman a home, but the contacted real
estate brokers didn't write back!
And then she also has been robbed!!!
Legalizing Marijuana? I
think the state goes crazy!
First I shall buy the grass and the state earns himself richy rich
stupid on my paid taxes! And then I shall die on cancer by smoking,
hopefully very early, that the state gets my whole pension! And
then, because smoking pot makes my brain dumb like alcohol, I shall
consume and be quiet on the states again and again produced dump,
like a sheep on the grass - baa! Not really, huh!? Dear state, bite
me! You can take your stupid drugs and put it in your underpants!
:-D
The most beautiful thing in sex is not only the orgasm, it is the
whole act of love.
The True Love does not care about weight, height, age, tattoos,
scars ...
For me, sex without Love
is a total no-go!
Also, steal the girlfriend of another man!
Some men search for women from the East (beautiful, perfect and only
available for this one man, not allowed to have female friends). I
search for a woman, even with blemishes and without silicone in
breast (each surgery is a trauma to your body), because that is the
spice of life.
Life without Love is like a car without an engine.
Dear ladies, please do not 'pluck to death' your eyebrows. There are
men like me who love the natural -without any make-up- beauty of a
woman.
Which man would you prefer?
Man1: "Honey, shave your legs, you look like a grizzly bear, then we
can have sex."
or:
Man2: "Honey, I desire you overly! Can we make love?"
Woman: "Yes, but unfortunately, I am not already shaved."
Afterwards, there was no more conversation, because Man2 covered the
woman with hot kisses and caresses ...
First, I pay attention to the charisma: eyes and smile, only then I
look within two seconds, which is extremely short, at the rest of
the body. But, I am honesty, 50% from these 2 seconds are taken for
the decollete.
But for a long relationship, only the whole package counts:
charisma, voice, laugh, character, appearance, libido.
Martin: "Siggi! I have a frog in my throat!!!"
Siggi: "I'm with you. Tell me about the relationship to your
mother."
Martin: "Some say, I would be stupid, but hardworking. Others say,
I would be smart, but lazy!"
Siggi: "In the middle is the truth."
Martin: "Maybe therefore, I have a split personality?!"
Siggi: "Maybe. But tell me more about the relationship to your
mother."
Martin: "Some say, I would be beautiful, others say, I would be
ugly!"
Siggi: "Thats right."
Martin: "What?!"
Siggi: "All. And now tell me more about the relationship to your
..."
Martin: "Mother?"
Siggi: "No, father."
Martin: "Oh.
As he, I like to drink, eat and to burp."
Siggi: "I understand."
Martin: "Ah! I've forgot the flatulence!"
Siggi: "Well, sometimes it might be also very important."
Martin: "Sometimes?!?
Siggi: "Now, lets talk about ..."
Martin: "Sex?"
Siggi: "Right. You have some?"
Martin: "Yes."
Siggi: "Tell me about the relationship to your girlfriend."
Martin: "At the moment, there is no woman in my life."
Siggi: "Why not?"
Martin: "I work the whole day to earn money, that I have plenty to
offer for a woman."
Siggi: "Due to the fact that you work the whole day to earn money,
that you have plenty to offer for a woman, you have no time to
search for a woman."
Martin: "Correct."
Siggi: "I understand. Now tell me about the relationship from your
mother to your father."
Martin: "Two really found each other. She hits him and he hits
her."
Siggi: "I understand. And how are you with that?"
Martin: "Like most people, I somehow hit my way through life. But I
never forget the sense of humor and humanity."
Siggi: "Humor and humanity are very important in life."
Martin: "Am I healed now?"
Siggi: "Haven't even started yet."
18. October
Baby spat over the whole mother's arm.
Helplessly she stood.
I took a tissue and wiped it away. What's wrong with me?!
22. May
On a very windy day:
A mother was looking for her son's sun hat. Without saying anything,
I ran back almost half a kilometer, noticed the hat on the road, and
ran after the mother, who had already stopped her search and moved
on. The son and his sister looked at me scrutinizingly while the
mother thanked me and put his hat on and tied it with ribbons.
NEW Youtube Video: The comment by government on spy crisis to the world!
Facebook always asks: "What are you doing?" 4 people behind me let go first to the supermarket checkout: 2
times
3 people behind me let go first to the supermarket checkout: 3 times
people behind me let go first to the supermarket checkout in total:
200+ times
Finally, an outrageously cheap offer:
For a ridiculous million, I compose you a one-sided study!
