HELLO and HEARTILY WELCOME
to my page
Dear Ladies! A true Gentleman doesn't make nude shots
of his girlfriend, because he knows, that they could get lost in the
World Wide Web !!!
Don't send nude pictures, or you'll be
The internet never forgets!
and exclusion !!
I have used always the escalator. But a friend with her guide dog
for the blind needs the elevator. I was astonished how many healthy
people can be crowd in an elevator. Staying and waiting must be the
handicaped people: the blind, invalids, wheelchair
users, people with baby buggy. We complain about the reckless
bankers, managers, rich, but we are not able to use the escalator
and leave the elevator to people, who really need them?!?
You can already notice the social coldness very
hard! I was looking for a blind woman a home, but the contacted real
estate brokers didn't write back!
And then she also has been robbed!!!
Legalizing Marijuana? I
think the state goes crazy!
First I shall buy the grass and the state earns himself richy rich
stupid on my paid taxes! And then I shall die on cancer by smoking,
hopefully very early, that the state gets my whole pension! And
then, because smoking pot makes my brain dumb like alcohol, I shall
consume and be quiet on the states again and again produced dump,
like a sheep on the grass - baa! Not really, huh!? Dear state, bite
me! You can take your stupid drugs and put it in your underpants!
The most beautiful thing in sex is not only the orgasm, it is the
whole act of love.
The True Love does not care about weight, height, age, tattoos,
For me, sex without Love
is a total no-go!
Also, steal the girlfriend of another man!
Some men search for women from the East (beautiful, perfect and only
available for this one man, not allowed to have female friends). I
search for a woman, even with blemishes and without silicone in
breast (each surgery is a trauma to your body), because that is the
spice of life.
Life without Love is like a car without an engine.
Dear ladies, please do not 'pluck to death' your eyebrows. There are
men like me who love the natural -without any make-up- beauty of a
Which man would you prefer?
Man1: "Honey, shave your legs, you look like a grizzly bear, then we
can have sex."
Man2: "Honey, I desire you overly! Can we make love?"
Woman: "Yes, but unfortunately, I am not already shaved."
Afterwards, there was no more conversation, because Man2 covered the
woman with hot kisses and caresses ...
First, I pay attention to the charisma: eyes and smile, only then I
look within two seconds, which is extremely short, at the rest of
the body. But, I am honesty, 50% from these 2 seconds are taken for
But for a long relationship, only the whole package counts:
charisma, voice, laugh, character, appearance, libido.
Martin: "Siggi! I have a frog in my throat!!!"
Siggi: "I'm with you. Tell me about the relationship to your
Martin: "Some say, I would be stupid, but hardworking. Others say,
I would be smart, but lazy!"
Siggi: "In the middle is the truth."
Martin: "Maybe therefore, I have a split personality?!"
Siggi: "Maybe. But tell me more about the relationship to your
Martin: "Some say, I would be beautiful, others say, I would be
Siggi: "Thats right."
Siggi: "All. And now tell me more about the relationship to your
Siggi: "No, father."
As he, I like to drink, eat and to burp."
Siggi: "I understand."
Martin: "Ah! I've forgot the flatulence!"
Siggi: "Well, sometimes it might be also very important."
Siggi: "Now, lets talk about ..."
Siggi: "Right. You have some?"
Siggi: "Tell me about the relationship to your girlfriend."
Martin: "At the moment, there is no woman in my life."
Siggi: "Why not?"
Martin: "I work the whole day to earn money, that I have plenty to
offer for a woman."
Siggi: "Due to the fact that you work the whole day to earn money,
that you have plenty to offer for a woman, you have no time to
search for a woman."
Siggi: "I understand. Now tell me about the relationship from your
mother to your father."
Martin: "Two really found each other. She hits him and he hits
Siggi: "I understand. And how are you with that?"
Martin: "Like most people, I somehow hit my way through life. But I
never forget the sense of humor and humanity."
Siggi: "Humor and humanity are very important in life."
Martin: "Am I healed now?"
Siggi: "Haven't even started yet."
I saw a woman walking away from me with a stroller and newly bought
baby shoes lying on the street. I ran after the woman and she was
happy when I brought her shoes.
I offered to Santa's helper to take him with me in my car!
Waiting at the cash desk and let 2 people go first.
And because the poor cashier didn't have enough small change, I
donated her small change!
Baby spat over the whole mother's arm.
Helplessly she stood.
I took a tissue and wiped it away. What's wrong with me?!
On a very windy day:
A mother was looking for her son's sun hat. Without saying anything,
I ran back almost half a kilometer, noticed the hat on the road, and
ran after the mother, who had already stopped her search and moved
on. The son and his sister looked at me scrutinizingly while the
mother thanked me and put his hat on and tied it with ribbons.
What's wrong with me?!
Waiting at the cash desk, let 5! people behind me go first to the
Don't mess with the Martin!
The saleswoman wanted to donate me 20.00,- -she had miscalculated-!
But not with me! HA!
She must have been confused by my charm ;-) Although I didn't say
NEW Youtube Video: The
comment by government on spy crisis to the world!
Facebook always asks: "What are you doing?"
My answer: "Ask yet the NSA!"
Fortunately I always drive very carefully, and so I haven't a cat and
children with bikes roadkilled!
I pay no green power levy, I just take the power from my neighbor!
I'm going to fly into outer space too, but I buyed a one-way ticket,
so I saved 50%!
I stood at the train station but not the train, was delayed for
another hour, I asked a man and a woman to drive with me in my car to
the next metro station, 20 minutes away. Then we went to third and all
Two young men passed all the waiting people, to become first in
elevator. But the destiny said: "No, thanks" and closed doors so fast,
that one of these young guys has almost smushed between the doors!
Yes, I am not kidding!
But in fact, someone in elevator pushed the "close the door" button,
because, only three persons and not eight were in there! And that
happens, when people are not looking at the arrow head! If the arrow
head displays down, the elevator moves down ... displays up ... moves
up ... And without looking at the arrow head, you make a little
annoying drive more!
So you can see, everyone gets justiced by life, some earlier, some
I was shopping and left my place for another person, who was carrying
The saleswoman was counting just 1x1.89 and not 2x1.89 but I left the
store. No, just kidding! I showed her the mistake.
In solidarity for stupid, reckless egoists, we will take out, on 29th
February 2017, our brains!
Who's with us?
The ideas bakery Geier (geier.at) in Strasshof has NO
Drive-in ... (Leider finde ich nicht mehr die Bilder, die zeigen, wie
ein Auto mit der Motorhaube in eine Geier-Filiale hineinkrachte.
More crashes on Forum
I can watch this movie again and again and again: "Blind Side" with
Sandra Bullock ... find more movierecommendations.
With this great song, I already look forward to the end of the
"The Last Summer" (German)
an eternal classic
I am in hospital. I pray to God, that I will survive.
Not the sickness! The hospital !!!
I'm out there -thanks God- the new patients stood already around my
bed !!! ;-)
Now I have the chronicles on Facebook too. But the chronicles, which
lead me to the lost treasure of gold, I would prefer much more !!! :-D
Money has to be invested to create new jobs, but not through
speculation robbing others!
Derivatives (values ??that exist only on paper) are 20 times higher
than the actually generated values of the whole world!!!
Humankind becomes creeping more intelligent.
I have that behind me.
Dear Mrs. Mini-Cooper driver, while you sped away with well over
60km/h, I drove the allowed 50km/h and stood after 3km, at a red
light, behind you.
Helped women with baby buggy to board (train, tram, ...): 16
Stopped at the zebra crossing to allow a person (e.g. a woman with a
stroller) to safely cross the street from left to right meanwhile 6-12
drivers of the contraflow didn't stopped and I had to wait until a
driver finally obeyed the law and stopped: 3 times
Complained at the cash register because a product was NOT charged: 5
4 people behind me let go first to the supermarket checkout: 2
3 people behind me let go first to the supermarket checkout: 3 times
people behind me let go first to the supermarket checkout in total:
Helped people to carry, for example suitcases (from the train): 6
Strangers picked up in my car: 4 (2 on same day, because the railway
has canceled 2 trains. I carried my 2 fellow sufferers 25 minutes to
the next Metro station).
It's just awesome to help people and God seems to like it as well.
Finally, an outrageously cheap offer:
For a ridiculous million, I compose you a one-sided study!